TEN things you want to say to TEN different people:

1.) I deserve an Xbox 360.
2.) I will not use my voice ever you will have to read index cards. The only exception is if Gackt is there then maybeee I'll whisper into his ear and he'll let you know but idk........
3.) I'd like to tell you that you left the coffee maker on.
4.) I'm just a giraffe so stop giving me this shit.
5.) I want to go away from society and live on an island but a nice island okay with internet which i need to live.
6.) I hate having friends, but I have them anyway because im a masochist and also believe or not people are stupid enough to be my friends even though I hate them.
7.) You don't decide who I am okay okay okay okay okay stop judging me.
8.) Despair is what I live by; if I could I would change the thesaurus so it would be a synonym to everything because I like it a lot and I feel the need to constantly use it BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEE.
9.) I don't trust the current thesaurus I think it needs more despair.
10.) Everything is slowly turning into the Nightmare before Christmas. i love INVADER ZIM TACOS not the same thing but theyre both in hot topic okay......

NINE things about yourself:

1.) I am no good...at tennis.
2.) I am a horribly paranoid person ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME NOW ARE YOU OKAY
3.) I'm the most stupid fucking person i hate myself so much aaa aaaa despair D8
4.) I love someone so much that I even share my Mcnuggets with them if i got Mcnuggets which I don't
so its not really a commitment I have to worry about.
5.) I'd prefer to be less worried right now, but I guess it's my job...even if i get paid minimum wage but at least I get a dental plan too how cool is that.
6.) I have no self-esteem, apparently. I'm not really sure idk idk.
7.) I am terrified of death but at the same time; I am willing to do it but only if you're looking are you looking yet are you okay I'm not sure okay I'll try later.
8.) Every day has some sort of crying attached to it like today I had to cut onions.
9.) I wish to be saved from this utter despair, this extreme paranoia and this true nightmare. To my despair my despaired hair is not long enough for you to climb up so I am stuck in this utter despair forever soamazing.......


EIGHT ways to win your heart:

1.) Having no life.
2.) Your name actually has to be Sugar Cookie Butter Lumps A1 Steak Sauce or GTFO.
Adn is okay too.
3.) Actually loving me even if I'm crazy too bad you signed a paper.
4.) Video games tiem 4 halo
5.) Willing to listen to my whining.
6.) Magically cure my despair. (even if it's temporary) If you didn't go to Hogwarts well then i dont know........
7.) I guess we're trying to fight life together you should say this every five minutes because it makes us seem so surreal almost like we are in a tragic book or movie or anime or whatever FANTASY OF DESPAIRRRRR
8.) that I am of value to you and you can't pawn me

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

1.) Sugar Cookie Butter Lumps A1 Steak Sauce both the anime character which is my actual boyfriend wait is he idk. hi adn.
2.) suicide, gladly enough for my stupid friends ( omg i know you care but stop)
3.) how horrible of a person I am at halo GAMER GIRL OVER HEREEEEE
4.) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
5.) If he's okay or not and by him i mean the anime character what will the next episode bring
6.) despair AAAAAAAAAAAAA
7.) one of my masochistic friends

SIX things you couldn't live without:
1.) Sugar Cookie blah blah blah
2.) Internet omg it went down oh no what do i do wheres the butterknife
3.) hope, even if its an acute angle
4.) ddrhqfiskivoooasfdsa
5.) Michelle and Annelise. You guys are great and also maybe slightly masochistic like me we get along so great.
6.) my eyesight finally i am alone to read all the books in the world oh no they fell out aaa who would have thought


FIVE turn offs:

1.) blondes you need to dye your hair like sugar cookie
2.) people that prove me wrong unlike me aka assholes
3.) LYING LYING AND LYING DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO
4.) same as two aka giraffes
5.) somebody that acts like me

FOUR turn ons:

1.) goggles orz;; my fave or the ones you can get at dollar general you know for swimming
2.) Green/hazel-ish eyes like sugar cookie
3.) brown/red hair like sugar cookie
4.) MEN otl;; andwomenoccasionallyteeheeimadeagayjoke just kidding dont want to offend i actually meant happy


THREE smileys that describe your life:
- @w@
- @w@
- @w@


TWO things you want to do before you die:

1.) Finish off my life with Sugar Cookie come here Sugar I have to kill you with me.
2.) commit suicide (but im waiting a while so you cant hold me up to it okay)


ONE confession:
NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP
THANK YOU RICK ASTLEY
YOU ARE MY WORLD
MY WORLD
WIN WIN EPIC FUCKING WIN
i cussed dont tell